Their 15 Minutiae Emma Straub

Their 15 Minutiae Emma Straub In Their 15 Minutiae, writers take a break from talking about books and writing to discuss other things on their minds. LH:  What movies captivated you when you were a kid? ES:  When I was two years old, I named our new kitty Rainbow, because Somewhere Over the Rainbow was my favorite song. Never mind that I spent a lot of time calling her Toto for the same reason. The Wizard of Oz was my clear favorite, but there were othersthe cartoon version of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was a big one. It was basically those two with a lot of MTV (actual music videos!) in between. LH:  Did you ever try and emulate something you saw on MTV? ES:  Is this a trick question? Did you somehow get a copy of the VHS of my 11th birthday party, where I recreated Madonnas Express Yourself video wearing a padded bustier and bloomers? LH:  Are copies of this video available on the black market? ES:  Good lord, I certainly hope not. LH:  What music from that era still makes you rock out? ES:  Here is a brief, incomplete list of bands who I will always listen to when they come on the radio: Paula Abdul, New Kids on the Block, Mary J. Blige, Jodeci, Boyz II Menbasically, if its really cheesy pop or R + B, it is forever etched on my soul. That is also true for Dinosaur Jr, which is weird because they have literally nothing in common with anyone else I love. Like, guitar solos? I HATE guitar solos. Except if its Dinosaur Jr. LH:  Its understandable Dinosaur Jr. is fantastic. Who was your favorite New Kid? ES:  My love for Joey McIntyre is everlasting and well-documented,  though I will say that he was a younger womans choice. Nowadays, I  tend to favor Donnie Wahlberg, who is so relentlessly positive and  good-natured that I think he and I might actually be the same person. LH:  How do you manage your time on the internet? ES:  When Im writing, I try to stay away, but Im very bad at it. I dont  have one of those clever programs that refuses to connect youI  should get one of those. Right now, though, I feel like being on the  internet is a big part of my jobkeeping my website and Facebook page  up to date, doing my Tumblr and Twitter. I know that a lot of writers  find social media really tedious, but I happen to love it. It does  make writing trickier, because theres always the temptation to dip  into the conversation, but such is life. LH:  Do you have any guilty pleasure sites? Like pictures of raccoons wearing pants or the heads of cats photoshopped on babies? ES:  I dont believe in guilty pleasures. Ira Glass just slayed that idea  in the NYT, so Ill just quote him: I dont believe in guilty  pleasures, I only believe in pleasures. People who call reading  detective fiction or eating dessert a guilty pleasure make me want to  puke. Pedophilia is a pleasure a person should have guilt about. Not  chocolate. With that in mind, I dont feel the least bit guilty about looking at page after page of Zooborns, or Perez Hilton, or reading the new issue of Us Weekly, or watching The Bachelorette. I love each and every one of those things to pieces. There is no shame in my game. LH: Tell me something you think people would be surprised to learn about you. ES:  Well, my online persona is very sunny, and while I am often smiling and laughing and cheering other people on, I also have an elephants memory, so if you cross me, I wont forget it. Basically, I am a secret assassin. People should be scurred. LH: What do you think your supervillain name would be? ES: Straubzilla? Though I think if I was going to murder someone, I would probably poison them. So maybe just The Baker. Now thats sinister. Who wants a brownie? Emma Straub is from New York City. Her first novel, Laura Lamont’s Life in Pictures, will be published by Riverhead Books in September 2012. Her debut story collection Other People We Married, arrived in February 2012, also published by Riverhead Books. Her fiction and non-fiction have been published by Tin House, The Paris Review Daily, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, Time,Slate, Cousin Corinne’s Reminder, and many other journals, and she is a staff writer for Rookie. Emma lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband.  Next week: Talking time travel with Sean Ferrell!